Oh no, here it comes again! Once upon a time somebody forgot to close yet another door in yet another secret medical lab, allowing yet another infected pussycat to escape. When the cat in question is adopted by a bunch of randy college students and finds its way aboard a yacht of some wealthy pervert, all hell breaks loose on the sea and on the screen. Greydon Clark’s Uninvited must surely rank as one of the baddest movies ever made. And at the same time it’s also one of the most entertaining horror/or-whatever-you-wanna-call-it movies. It simply has everything: cheap effects, inept filmmaking, ridiculous scripting and Nicholas Josef von Sternberg (son of the famous director Josef von Sternberg) behind camera. And since the whole cinematic CATastrophe is going to be translated into Czech live from stage by the feline trio Bifidus – Fostrá – Vokurka, this text is nothing but a futile exercise and you better start practicing your Czech, folks!
